17 April 2011

The Trump-es-sphere

Someone needs to make a hair appointment for Donald Trump. I suggest calling the Squirrel Tail Salon which is located in a remote detachment of Area 51.

The cheeky red UFO spotted hovering atop The Donald's melon is poised to light up like a truck stop diesel sign, then dart around to town hall meetings to scare the piss out of 2012 presidential voters.

From one pimp to another...Keep bankin that scrilla and after the show, come by my dressin room. I got a couple of 19 year-olds in there and some sticky icky icky. I'll get you so high, you'll fire yourself and put my name on them muthafuckin towers.
~Snoop Dogg, roasting Donald Trump


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